Christmas time is here ... time of cheer and celebration ... so, here I am using my laptop while on a Rogers Mobile Internet stick in the back of my mom's Jeep while Dad drives to Warburg to go see Grandma for our first of three christmas celebrations ...
We won't go into the subject of the current converstation ... since that's why I'm not writing this post!
I've realized lately that I'm growing up ... I may not be maturing ... but I am definately growing up ... and here are the reasons why ...
1. My friends aren't breaking up or hooking up .. they are getting married and divorced.
2. I cringe at the sight of people drinking heavily at the bar and not even close to being drunk ... not because they are drinking heavily ... but because I know how expensive that is
3. Phrases like 'Man, I drank alot last night ...' while hiding in the corner of the room under a blanket trying not to move are replaced with the phrase 'Man, I just can't drink like that anymore.' While face down on a couch with two cats lieing on your back.
4. I keep more food then liquor in my fridge.
5. I wake up at 5 am ... rather then going to sleep at 6 am every day
6. My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles feel comfortable telling me sex jokes or making sexual innuendos
7. My dates are dinner & a movie ... that's it ... its not the start of the date. (Perhaps I've gotten cheap too ... ?)
8. I actually eat breakfast at breakfast ... No more pizza/cereal & beer
9. A doublecheese burger and a poutine at 3 am makes me cringe rather then sounding like a great idea after a few drinks.
10. My car payments have gone up ... and my insurance is cheap ...
11. I'm saying 'Congradulations' rather then 'Holy shit what happened?!' when I get told that my friends are pregenant.
I'm almost depressed at this revelation ... How many of them are true for you?
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