Random Thoughts

Going with the bumper sticker I saw ... I wonder if my dad would let me put a 'My other vehicle is a Smart car' ... on his peterbuilt dump truck.

Why do lesbians get to have strap-ons and dildos ... ? They made their choice ... Why do they get to have the best of both worlds? Men get laughed at when they try to buy sex ... get what they want without all the drama ...

How fine is the line between personal trainer and dominatrix? I've had this converstation with my former trainer before ... I don't really think there is much of a line ... We (client) pay them (trainer) to make us sweat and feel pain (Starts as a burn ... but the next day you're in the bathtub full of Deep Cold) ... and we have to listen to their demands and obey them ... Well, okay, we can just walk away ... but then we don't get what we came for (Just like if it was a Dom ... not a Trainer).

Why is it called an Italian Soda? What's so damned Italian about it? Its not made of pasta ... its sugar syrup in soda water and ice! What's Italian about that?!

Am I the only one who will be going on a murderous rampage after hearing 'There's another brick in the Boulin wall'  .... ? (Perhaps to keep myself out of jail ... I'll just turn it into a drinking game)

Why the hell are you still reading this? Go to the chive or something ... good lord, I'm not -that- interesting ...

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