Hell if I know!? I'm not even allowed to eat those kinds of food anymore.
Yes, I know I still do ... just not as often! Anyways, that's not why I'm here wasting both of our times right now.
Zombieland. If you haven't seen it ... in the popular words of practically all my friends 'What the hell is wrong with you?
Simply put, it was hilarious. Although Jessie Eisenberg reminds me wwwaaayyyy too much of the whiney Shea LeBouf and Michael Cera. Although, the well placed rules at random times quickly made up for it.
That and Woody Harrelson. The man is a genius ... plus Emma Stone was nice on the eyes ...
Now, I got introduced to a new website ... www.fupenguin.com ... nothing too special about this website. But, its just worth a good chuckle. All this guy does is take cute pictures of animals and tear strips off of them. Give it a peek.
Oh! Big news ... I finally bought a laptop! A nice, shiney, MacBook Pro. This thing is sweet. Now I can go sit in coffee shops drinking water and pretending to be all smart and judgemental on all you other poor suckers who don't have a MacBook Pro.
Knowing my luck ... someone will actually call me on my bluff and then I'll look like an idiot ... but its not like that'll be new.
I kicked an inflatable ball practically into someone's face at the gym on Wednesday. Ofcourse, my trainer laughed as I tried quickly to appease the annoyed man who looked like he could kick my ass with just his pinky finger.
Now, back to the Oiler's game ... GO OIL GO ...
Stupid Calgary ....
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