And you wonder why I'm bitter

Now I know how I can escape a impaired driving charge and get away with only having to pay about $1000.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2010/03/09/jaffer-case.html?ref=rss

I need to become a useless MP and marry a verbally abusive, uptight, Cabinet minister.

Eventhough he blew over 80 milligrams on a breathalyzer test ... the crown prosecutor dropped the impaired driving charge because there was 'no reasonable prospect of conviction'

I must have shit in my ears again ... because I know I must've heard something wrong.

I've known enough people who blew over on a breathalyzer test and they are still picking pieces of the big law book out of their ass after they had it firmly lodged up it with the fines .... community service hours ... and everything else. Only one of them got away with it because of the $5000 they paid to a shady lawyer who twisted the system around.

Perhaps he went the same way ... but my bitter, cynical, and just downright hateful mind when it comes to the justice system and government tells me that he was just treated differently from the rest of the masses.

So much for being equals ... wait, that's Communism I'm thinking off ...

People wonder why I go around telling all those to go out there and vote. And write on their ballot 'FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT'.

They are useless ... look at this douchebag. Driving under the influence ... beer AND cocaine ... this is also the same guy who had someone impersonate him on a radio talk show because he didn't feel like participating in it.

Not to mention his wife ... who feels entitled to a personal butler named Gerald ... who, at her command .... will remove the 6 foot stick that is shoved firmly up her ass ... sniff it ... proceed to beat someone with it ... then put it back up her ass ... then tell her that her shit doesn't stink ... who can go around yelling at airport security staff when they are just doing their job.

Don't get me wrong ... I think the additional crap that they pull at the airports are retarded. But, don't blame them. They are just doing their job so that they can scrape by a living on the backs of these useless politicians.

Anyways, I need a beer.